Anna KendrickLesson for young men: if you want your eventual wife to be excited about sucking your dick for forty years, don't create a generation of women who think enthusiasm about sex is a bad thing.
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Author and humorist David Sedaris has a lot to say. He’s written over ten books, including his latest, Holidays on Ice. His website, www.davidsedaris.com, is full of his hilarious essays and cartoons about life in France, his marriage, and yes, sex. In this quote he is pontificating about the way to get your wife to care about having sex with you for forty years. He writes: "Lesson for young men: If you want your eventual wife to be excited about sucking your dick for forty years , don't create a generation of women who think enthusiasm about sex is a bad thing."
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